There once was a choirboy from Bow
Who could sing oh so high as solo
Though his high C was nicely
Two octaves from low C
None heard just how high he could go
There once was a priest of Beaufort
Whose sermons were just such a bore
That someone in a pew
Yes there still were a few
Fell asleep and drowned him [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Limerick’
Just for fun 3
Posted in Poetry, tagged Humor, Life, Limerick, Philosophy, Poetry on January 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Just for fun 2
Posted in Poetry, tagged Humor, Limerick, Poetry, Recreation on January 2, 2009 | 2 Comments »
There once was a actor called Bryce
Who always played those who were nice
Till one day while on stage
He flew into a rage
And now he plays those with a vice
There once was a fireman called Fred
Had to rescue a dame from her bed
But as there was no fire
He removed her attire
And just lighted one himself instead
There [...]
Just for fun
Posted in Poetry, tagged Comedy, Humor, Limerick, Poetry, Recreation on December 31, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Now something light for this last day
To disperse any clouds of gray
I’ll dig where humor has its source
Where jokes arise to make one hoarse
And try to bring some joy and cheer
To all you good folks gathered here.
There once was a punter called Morse
Who put all he had on a horse
The horse said, ‘Oh please,’
As it [...]
