I thought of a plan to call the governments bluff concerning vaccines. I would take a shot if the chief executive of the pharmaceutical company involved did it with me. Someone would place two syringes on the table and I would be the first to choose. Of course, a top member of the Royal Family or a high ranking minister might seem better candidates but they might just be stupid enough to trust the company.
I thought of another plan. I’d go and fight in Afghanistan – even with just a stick – in the area where the risk of dying within a month is the greatest, if the Minister for War accompanied me of his own free will – both suitably disguised, of course. But then I got to thinking that someone might somehow be able to “point a finger” at me anyway, while leaving the other unscathed, so I must think some more about this.
Then there’s food, water and air. How does one ensure that what I take in is no better or worse than what the elite take in? I haven’t found a way around this uncertainty yet, which is quite worrying. Perhaps it could be arranged for one of the public figures mentioned above to live with one of us for a while – in secret of course – without being allowed to take any medication other than those normally available. This would also help to reunite the classes in a unique way.
But you get the idea, I suppose: let those who make the rules live by them. It’s the only way to be treated equally and fairly and have a real chance of good health and dying peacefully in ones sleep at a respectful age.
Perhaps I’m just being a paranoiac.


*chuckles* If this were to realize, it could lead to some very interesting observations (and, perhaps, a few changes for the better, we hope?).
Hi, I was fed up with being critical